Thank you science! Finally, I can have a pet just long enough to love it and be sad when it dies in just 1-3yrs time. Scientists have cloned sheep, grown teeth in Petri dishes and teleported metal. So, some of these mad scientists got together and thought this would be a great idea. You get the best of both worlds: you get a pet programmed to your needs AND you get to question humans’ involvement in nature, life, and death. This reminds me of that lesson that’s taught to kids…you know, the one where the parents buy the kid a pet chicken, let the kid start to love it, then chop it up and eat it for dinner. Wait…you weren’t taught that lesson?! Well, it was a good lesson and a delicious meal. This has me thinking..what do GenPets taste like?